walking in grey.
a torn between black and white.20031119
itz juz another day of my live... i shall leave and not cry...
Speeding Ticket
A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police
man approaches the driver's door.
"Is there a problem Officer?"
The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I
see your license please?"
The driver responds, "I'd give it to you but I
don't have one." "You don't have one?" The man
responds, "I lost it four times for drink driving."
The policeman is shocked. "I see. Can I see your
vehicle registration papers please?"
"I'm sorry, I can't do that."
The policeman says, "Why not?"
"I stole this car."
The officer says, "Stole it?"
The man says, "Yes, and I killed the owner."
At this point the officer is getting irate.
"You what!?"
"She's in the boot if you want to see."
The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs
away to his car and calls for back up. Within
minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding
the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the
car, clasping his half drawn gun.
The senior officer says "Sir, could you step out
of your vehicle please!"
The man steps out of his vehicle. "Is there a
problem sir?"
"One of my officers told me that you have stolen
this car and murdered the owner."
"Murdered the owner?"
The officer responds, "Yes, could you please open
the boot of your car please?"
The man opens the boot, revealing nothing but
an empty boot.
The officer says, "Is this your car sir?"
The man says "Yes," and hands over the registration
papers.
The officer, understandably, is quite stunned.
"One of my officers claims that you do not have
a driving license."
The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and
hands it to the officer. The officer opens the
wallet and examines the license. He looks quite
puzzled. "Thank you sir, one of my officers told
me you didn't have a license, stole this car,
and murdered the owner."
The man replies, "I bet you, the lying bastard
told you I was speeding too!"
Speeding Ticket
A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police
man approaches the driver's door.
"Is there a problem Officer?"
The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I
see your license please?"
The driver responds, "I'd give it to you but I
don't have one." "You don't have one?" The man
responds, "I lost it four times for drink driving."
The policeman is shocked. "I see. Can I see your
vehicle registration papers please?"
"I'm sorry, I can't do that."
The policeman says, "Why not?"
"I stole this car."
The officer says, "Stole it?"
The man says, "Yes, and I killed the owner."
At this point the officer is getting irate.
"You what!?"
"She's in the boot if you want to see."
The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs
away to his car and calls for back up. Within
minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding
the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the
car, clasping his half drawn gun.
The senior officer says "Sir, could you step out
of your vehicle please!"
The man steps out of his vehicle. "Is there a
problem sir?"
"One of my officers told me that you have stolen
this car and murdered the owner."
"Murdered the owner?"
The officer responds, "Yes, could you please open
the boot of your car please?"
The man opens the boot, revealing nothing but
an empty boot.
The officer says, "Is this your car sir?"
The man says "Yes," and hands over the registration
papers.
The officer, understandably, is quite stunned.
"One of my officers claims that you do not have
a driving license."
The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and
hands it to the officer. The officer opens the
wallet and examines the license. He looks quite
puzzled. "Thank you sir, one of my officers told
me you didn't have a license, stole this car,
and murdered the owner."
The man replies, "I bet you, the lying bastard
told you I was speeding too!"
